![]() ![]() Anyone looking for real plot and motivation, look elsewhere. All the while Gleason (from a lot of John Hughes movies) slums as a local sheriff trying to solve the murders. Guys, listen - women get naked, there's simulated sex, low-budget intensity, a blonde putting on a strip show (YOWZA!) for Hudson and the obligatory traveling salesman who comes to the wrong door at the wrong time. I can't believe that I actually bothered to describe what passes as a plot here. After hooking up with a nicely unbalanced Moffett and killing two ex-girlfriends, he looks for new avenues to travel and finds them when Naughton and Allen happen into view. Anyway, Hudson (yeah, one of the Hudson Brothers) has just been released from prison and is looking for a little excitement. Allen (once and future Playmate) shows her acting talents as Naughton's wife and what a wife she'll go to any lengths to help spice up their dormant marriage (any kind of relationship with Allen would have to be anything BESIDES dormant, wouldn't it? Oh well.). And that's why we watch it, right guys? Yeah.as long as it has a lot of female nudity, kinky situations and creative use of maple syrup. Okay, "Wild Cactus" is supposed to be some kind of escaped convict hostage drama. ![]()
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